How to Be A Woman
How To Be A Woman by Primcess
I don’t know how to be a woman.
I don’t know how to tie a bun —
A knot, a top knot, or whatever
It is they call it.
I don’t know how to fold
A top sheet while I’m
Topless, perfectly perky.
I don’t have the money
To get my bikini waxed
Or the drive to do it
on my own at home.
I don’t know how to cook
Hearty, with a hint of spice.
I am constantly spreading
My legs on surfaces everywhere.
I don’t expect men to
Notice a change of color or flair
In my messy, bun-less hair.
I have plenty of stubble and strands
To share elsewhere.
My waist may be small,
but I am dotted and dimpled,
unlike the fantasy
of the coveted, smooth sea shell.
My heart fails to pitter-patter
At the sight of a helpless babe.
I’d rather have a poodle
Than raise another woman
Who doesn’t know how to be a woman
And yet I wonder if
That makes me less of me.